hi this is dg
last night i fond a new hidee place i nevr seed befor
dady wuz wantee a trash bag and he opend a door and i jumpd in so dady taked this pixshur
dady sayd i lookee like i am chargee moneys to giv out teh fone numbrs
luv dg
Damaged Goods 
LOL cat sez: Next!
That's a great picture, Deej! You could prolly make enough moneys to buy some extra catnip if you charged lots and lots for every phone number!
So you could make more money. So you could buy more catnip. So you could work more. So you could make more money. So you could buy more catnip. So…..
Awww awww awww awww…. You're so cute I'd give you all the catnip in the world (if the Miao Bros would let me).
Heh heh. I think they're hiring at my local DMV office. You should apply. You'd be awesome on the driver's license desk!
I would put you in charge of information.You look like you'd do a great job.Are you dispensing bags too?
Maybe a zip natzi. No zip for you… Next please.
I'm in ur phone numbers, charging you tolls.You look so handsome and smart there, DG! Much better than bureaucratic people!
Awww, I'd prefer to think this is a kissing booth! š
LOLDeej sez: May I help u?
Deej: I would gladly pay you for numbers instead of Verizon411. I'm certain you'd be at least 50% more accurate. It would be impossible not to be… as 150% of zero is still zero. But you know what I mean."sitee an stayet plz"
deej, I know what you're saying: How canz I help you, sir?
lol that is a great picture
I missed this picture before! Oh, Deej, you do look so in charge in that picture. Not that you aren't ALWAYS in charge, but here you look like Professional Cat.